Permanently Tired Tea Towel

For the ones who aren’t just tired today — they’re tired in their soul. “Permanently Tired” is the towel that finally says what your face has been whispering since 2014.

Soft, absorbent, and fully supportive of your decision to function on caffeine, vibes, and sheer willpower, this towel is ready for kitchen spills, life chaos, and the emotional journey of standing up too fast.

Hang it up, gift it, or keep it close as a gentle reminder that you’re doing amazing… even if you’ve been sleepy since the 99s.

Material: Cotton

Size: 30" W x 30" H